Over heard at the bed meeting

“ICU just sluts around with everyone”
“not really a hot stroke, more like a lukewarm stroke”
“....that looks like an anus”
“we’ve been getting a lot of vagina flaps..and nothing smells worse than a vag flap gone bad”
“he was just moaning so you would come over and he could look at those big boobies”
“well, you could put comfort care patients in as pending discharges”